The Selfie Suck

It’s Sunday night you look on the internet. Because, the thought of going to work tomorrow makes you want to vomit up last nights Zambrero’s eat it again, set it on fireĀ and then post it on instagram hashtag saaadrunk, maladies, lovetheseladiez, selfie, nofilter, loveyou, pout. Like. So then you cleaneat, organic, soy, lift, gym, biodynamic, gojiberry, fitness. Amaze. Someone came along then and wanted to take a shit on you but your profile were on private. So they got their friend what was friends with you to send them pictures of you to add to their album.

Who is she? And who am I? That’s one secretement I’ll never tell. XOXO theselfiesuck